To be read in case of aurora complications or the death, demise or termination of Heartman, the Beach Scientist. Belongs to be distributed by Constable Benton Fraser. ♫
If you're reading this it means I am in some way or another incapacitated. I wanted to thank you for your steadfast, continued medical assistance for me and everyone here. The AED is still to be left in your care. I hope it's useful.
As one scientist to another, you're free to examine my corpse before disposing of it. Myocardial cordiformia is truly fascinating. Please wear gloves and a mask if doing so: there are heavy traces of Chiralium in my blood. Exposure to just me should not be deadly, but still unpleasant. Allergic reactions in the form of tears are quite common.
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Goodsir;
If you're reading this it means I am in some way or another incapacitated. I wanted to thank you for your steadfast, continued medical assistance for me and everyone here. The AED is still to be left in your care. I hope it's useful.
As one scientist to another, you're free to examine my corpse before disposing of it. Myocardial cordiformia is truly fascinating. Please wear gloves and a mask if doing so: there are heavy traces of Chiralium in my blood. Exposure to just me should not be deadly, but still unpleasant. Allergic reactions in the form of tears are quite common.
Best wishes,
-Heartman